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Grandpa's Last Words

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

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The humor comes from the fact that the grandpa's last words, which the visitor assumed to be some profound statement, were actually him complaining that the visitor was stepping on his oxygen tube, which was the cause of death. The language mix-up and mistranslation adds a bit of a silly touch.

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That actually translates to "If you need it, please wait"... Maybe it's the wrong language?

Bruh that is Chinese Pingying XDXD 你踩在我的氧气管！

tufuo ihe nkpuchi oxygen m n’aru gi nzuzu

Just FYI that says get the fuck up off my oxygen mask you dummy

Ummm ok u all argue hear

i got my friend with this one and she cried - i feel so bad for doing it lol

你 踩 着 我 的 氧 气 罐 ni cai zhe wo de yang qi guan