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The Icing on the Couch

Little Johnny is walking around and peeks in his parents' room, catching them having sex. So he asks, "What are you guys doing?" and they reply, "Nothing, nothing! We're just, uh, making cake," and they send him away.

So he continues walking around, and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother's room. He walks in and catches his brother and his brother's girlfriend having sex and then asks him, "What are you guys doing?" and his brother yells, "Get out! We're making cake!"

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says, "So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night, huh?" and she replies, "OMG! How'd you know!?" and Johnny replies, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

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The joke plays on the innocent misunderstanding of a child who thinks 'making cake' is a code word for sex. Johnny discovers his family members using this excuse and then exposes them by saying he licked the 'icing' off the couch, which is a euphemism for semen.

Comments (37)

POOR JOHNNY! JOHHNY JOHNNY YES PAPA EATING ICING YES PAPA ARE YOU PREGNANT YES PAPA

more like jhonny jhony yes papa eating cum FuCk Ys

I think the boy gay... or he just doesn’t know what that “icing” really is yet

Ohh never knew that would happen that boy likes some yummy cake

Plot twist: They were actually baking a cake...

U CAN'T MAKE A JOKE TO SAVE UR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ayyyyyyy lmao

Woah u got one y extra For above comment In reality it causes some klinft... Syndrome i think if any one has xxy instead of xy

wow... imma have to share this one XD

@sticks out for harambe LMFAO I AM DYING RIGHT NOW XDDDD LEGIT SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE XD

ewww wtf XDDD

OMG LOLOLOL I FEEL SO BAD FOR POOR JOHNNY , OHH WHY HE WAS SO YOUNG

JOHNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yo wtf this shit funny

Wow.. I think we all know what the "icing" is. Good ending.

White people problems.. Remember don't sit on any of their furniture they be doing it on all over 😂

this shit funny i don't get hw the fuck u come up with this shit

poor little jonny unles s the "icing " was good he gay doe

thats fucked up, but i approve

i mean it could be the sisters iceing