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20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."

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You forgot the end quote mark.

she a hoe, she a hoe, she be suckin d*ck on the low *to the tune of "let it go"

You messed up the joke a couple has sex in the dark every single night one night the wife gets curious of what goes on so they start fucking and she flicks the light on when she flicks the light on she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy she's so mad that she start ranting and raving the husband says honey I know you're mad and I'll explain the toy just do me one favor explain the children

thats on f*cked up woman you have there

GG to the wife.

lol i remember when i posted this shit ima show it to my mom and say look i made it.

f****

great joke. Would have laughed my ass off but it was a bit hard to understand at first. (grammar-wise)

@28 yo beta alpha transatlantic male because you get no pussy and never will. Too bad for you man.

It could have been worded better but still funny

That was a good joke, unexpected ending