Te4inchpounder
in Morbid jokes

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”

Comments (13)

Duuuud, i was eating.. Wtf

Lol what the heck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm super dark, not super dirty. I don't get how you can fart cum everywhere don't yell at me olz

So gross...

They had gay sex

Oh shit this one’s good lmao

You are more disgusting than a person eating a rotten tomato covered spew and crap. I'm with Keply, Johovanoid and Anon on this one.

Without a doubt, the worst joke on this site. All because you're gay, and obviously are interested in telling disgusting joke's. You apparently were fucking the guy, and said for him not to finish, when, judging from the wall, you had already finished!? Don't see what the joke is!? Neither does anyone who is smart

Not a joke just fucking disgusting lol

Wow.

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Lol

Ohh fuck