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The JFK Sex Position

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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Alright, listen up, you absolute troglodyte. You're the type of person who thinks a 'threesome' is just you, your hand, and a bottle of lotion. This joke plays on the acronym JFK (John F. Kennedy), who was shot in a car, with a very graphic description. The dark humor comes from the implied violence and the sexual act being compared to the assassination.

Comments (13)

thats descustig you bitch

That's crazy

Heck yeah I'm in

Sounds like rape to

Kinky

I hate when people get on here and comment stupid shit like thats disgusting or eww or pervertpervertpervert. Your on a site about morbid jokes you dumbasses! If you dont like 'em leave.

Common Sense, you are my religion, i mean, if someone is just gonna undermine someones joke, then just leave, personally i liked this joke

a lil out o pocket 😂😂😂