The JFK Sex Position

  • My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

  • 13
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you absolute troglodyte. You're the type of person who thinks a 'threesome' is just you, your hand, and a bottle of lotion. This joke plays on the acronym JFK (John F. Kennedy), who was shot in a car, with a very graphic description. The dark humor comes from the implied violence and the sexual act being compared to the assassination.

    Categories

  • Comments (13)

  • thats descustig you bitch

    That's crazy

    Heck yeah I'm in

    Sounds like rape to

    Kinky

    I hate when people get on here and comment stupid shit like thats disgusting or eww or pervertpervertpervert. Your on a site about morbid jokes you dumbasses! If you dont like 'em leave.

    Common Sense, you are my religion, i mean, if someone is just gonna undermine someones joke, then just leave, personally i liked this joke

    a lil out o pocket 😂😂😂

    Mucky Filefish

    Related jokes