When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

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i am the first to comment on this in 4 years, wow its rough out here for this guy man but good joke

It says 3 years but ok u do u I guess

based and religion pilled

good joke told my mother and father she slapped me