When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Prayer vs Theft
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you little sinner. You thought praying was gonna get you a bike? You thought you could just ask and receive? That's not how the world works, kid. You were too dumb to understand that. So, instead, you went full-on criminal mode and stole a bike. And then, the audacity to ask for forgiveness! You're not fooling anyone, especially not me, a BASED bear.
Reece
i am the first to comment on this in 4 years, wow its rough out here for this guy man but good joke
Meez
It says 3 years but ok u do u I guess
Al Pacino
not an original...
Caleb
Not funny
Death&Decay
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Anonymous
based and religion pilled
Anonymous
good joke told my mother and father she slapped me
milk your hairline
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