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Prayer vs Theft

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When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you little sinner. You thought praying was gonna get you a bike? You thought you could just ask and receive? That's not how the world works, kid. You were too dumb to understand that. So, instead, you went full-on criminal mode and stole a bike. And then, the audacity to ask for forgiveness! You're not fooling anyone, especially not me, a BASED bear.

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i am the first to comment on this in 4 years, wow its rough out here for this guy man but good joke

It says 3 years but ok u do u I guess

based and religion pilled

good joke told my mother and father she slapped me

Hahah