When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Comments (11)
Meez
It says 3 years but ok u do u I guess
Al Pacino
not an original...
Caleb
Not funny
Death&Decay
Funny
Death&Decay
hahahahah
Death&Decay
Hahahahahahahah
Anonymous
based and religion pilled
Anonymous
good joke told my mother and father she slapped me
milk your hairline
not funny
Haha
Hahah
Reece
i am the first to comment on this in 4 years, wow its rough out here for this guy man but good joke