Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Back

Joke

What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

Comments (9)

You are violating our country by being the disominental preformitory, You have slimirational our chase is on! If you don't surrender then we have no choice but to deport you! Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

is this some kind of political statement?

One Trump is enough already, and we DEFINITLY do not need TWO!

I like this one lol your funny🤣🤣