Cow's Feet

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

Explanation

This is a pun. The word "lactose" sounds like "lack toes". Cows don't have toes, they have hooves, hence the joke.

Comments (18)

nitoy

7 years ago

i will tell you a joke :what did the farmer call the cow who had no milk. an undder failure

I have not gotten all the way through but if you get a chance and this joke is not already there add this one it is What do you call a cow with no legs. Answer is ground beef. So funny. Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Elizabeth

6 years ago

Ya this joke isn't my favorite but I still gave it a thumbs up. # A + for effort

Carson

5 years ago

The jokes wrong because the front hoves are called toes

Shut up

5 years ago

Shut up

ANoNyMoUs

5 years ago

Emma sucks at jokes lol

Ashley

4 years ago

that's amazing... it lacks toes... lol

my ass

4 years ago

shut tf up

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4 years ago

This is the most saltiest comment section ever, like shut up those who are being toxic for no reason, your all UDDER failures, its like you guys left an acciDENT on my car.

ANoNyMoUs sucks at life LOL