Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

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yeah me too

Hint: DaVinci's painting of the last supper.

They need a table for 28, then. There would usually be people sat at either end.