Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
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Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
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Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
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Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
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people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
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