Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because it’s empty inside
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?
in the ashtray
outside lmao
-inside gang sucks this joke was made by outside gang
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
So I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: not again brother I'm only 8
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.... The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
*Principal:* What is 3+3?
*Boy:* 6.
*Principal:* 6+6.
*Boy:* 12.
The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
*Boy:* Legs.
*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?
*Boy:* Pockets.
*Madam:* What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
*Boy:* Coconut.
*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
*Boy:* Bubble gum.
*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
*Boy:* Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
*Boy:* Wedding ring.
*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
*Boy:* Nose.
*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
*Boy:* Arrow.
*Principal:* O MY GOD.
*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
*Boy:* Fork.
*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
*Boy:* Surname.
*Principal:* Ohooo !
*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
*Boy:* Heart.
*Principal:* Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"
