i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
what goes inside and comes out wet
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
Think about you are so fucking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
Me: God Bryce do we really have to talk about this again? Bryce: what? Me: Your still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3! P.S. I'm a girl
I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
what's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit 3 fingers inside the bowling ball
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
