Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
Penis ➕ ➕ ➕ 🕳 inside 🚹 🚹 restroom equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside glory 🕳
Your dead in the inside
(Stabs him 23 times)
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in hypothetical way. My stepmother gave me a lesson to how is going inside?
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
