Inside Jokes

what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans

they both depresd on the inside

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Im ded inside

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

If you've spent less time inside your mother that you father has, you just might be from Alabama!

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it's full? Because there's not mushroom inside.

Im deas inside