Inside Jokes

Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"

I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it's full? Because there's not mushroom inside.

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden...

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

Im ded inside

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.

Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments, good job to whoever developed this website.

Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya

"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable

How do you know if your sisters on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.

What’s worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.

what do you call a house with noone living inside? a orphan house

are u the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo inside u

i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.

Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.