Inside Jokes

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation

What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.

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Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop

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Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s

Because they don’t have they in the inside

What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

What does McDonald's and Priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it

Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".

Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".

To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com