I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
What does McDonald's and Priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
