I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
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Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
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I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
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If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
