I.D. jokes

What is my most popular side of myself?

Suicide.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

Biden

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D