Hot Day jokes

How much is McDonald's on a hot day?

Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.

One hot day a cow wanted some shade.

He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

omg hot.

Red hot 🥵

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!