Hot Day jokes

One hot day a cow wanted some shade.

He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!

Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.

Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣