Grilled cheese jokes

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Cheese.

Sandwiches are yummy! 😋

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?