Grilled cheese jokes

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

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