Fuck off
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can't stand up for themselves
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.