Foil jokes
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
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"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
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My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Beans
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
Fennec users lmao.
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