Foil jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up.

If you get it, you get it.

Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Beans

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.