Foil jokes

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Fard.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Be careful around fire, plastic melts.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"