Foil jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Billy: *spits out food*

Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.

Dad: *looks at mom*

Mom: Shut up.

If you get it, you get it.

Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.