First Impression

First Impression jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • "I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."

    "What was your first impression on him?"

    "I told him, she calls me daddy too."