Fire Extinguisher jokes

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.