Fire Extinguisher jokes
What is red and puts out fire?
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
The ultimate speedrun
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Community talk
funny story about yesterday ( true )
a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...
i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW