Finland jokes

Name

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.