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Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!

"Yah, I do!"

Oh yeah? What is it?

"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"

That’s breathing, Jim.

"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

bradley

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

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