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Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!

"Yah, I do!"

Oh yeah? What is it?

"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"

That’s breathing, Jim.

"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!

bradley

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3