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Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
bradley
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
