Eviction

Eviction jokes

Notice

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

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  • Visitor

    My friend just got a new house. He told me to make myself at home, so I threw him out. I hate visitors.

    Hospital

    I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

    What a negative effect!

    Rent

    So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

    Community

    Poll

    Wade, I am evicting you as my master. you have done multiple violations of the way of the fuck. You flirted with people that weren't me. You forgot many important laws You forgot who was the og fucking master