My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
My friend just got a new house, he told me to make myself at home, so i threw him out. I hate visiters.
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
