Electric Mouse jokes

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)