Electric Mouse jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?

So, Duracell batteries do run out.