Electric Mouse jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.