Egyptian Gods jokes
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 馃榿
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.