Dumb Blonde Jokes

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"

Why did the dumb blonde 👱‍♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱‍♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱‍♂️ was going to get a urine test

why did the dumb blonde take a 🚿 outside of the 🏠 while it was 🌧 because the dumb 🤪 👱‍♂️ 👱‍♀️ did not pay the 💧 🚰 🚿 🚱 💦 bill