Downvotes jokes

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.

like this if you don't like school.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.