DoS jokes
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.