Dont jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.