My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
"Don't worry! Life goes on" "Yeah that's what's had me worried"
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe" He didn't make it either.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I’m gonna jump to my death. Don’t worry. I won’t jump far. Just off this chair here...
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
