Do jokes
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.