Do jokes

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.