Do jokes
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!