Do jokes
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.