Do jokes
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!