Do jokes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."