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jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?