Do jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.