Do jokes
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.