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What do Nemo and my dad have in common?

They both can't be found.

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

Best way to do it.

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.