Do jokes
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?