Do jokes
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.