Do jokes

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.