Dead animal jokes
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎
Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍
Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍
Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.