Dav jokes

"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

My friend David lost his ID.

Now he is just Dav.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

David? Mitosis.

dfg.

Dee.