Date night jokes

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.