Daryll jokes

Daryll

A woman goes to buy a parrot.

There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.

She asks why the last one is so cheap.

The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."

The lady buys it anyway.

When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"

When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"

When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Like (DYM 139).

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.