Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them
so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don't deserve equal rights.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
